I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Jerry.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

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