- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

David Silberberg is gay

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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