What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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