- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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