Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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You see how lame this is?

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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this is not an anti joke

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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Anti Joke

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