What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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Dance is a sport

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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