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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

A blind man walks into a pole.

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

What you reading? reading?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

baby seal walks into a club

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Swag.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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