Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

Why did the boy laugh? Because someone told him a joke.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

Snooki

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

David Silberberg is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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