- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

the WNBA

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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