Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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