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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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how may i help you

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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your mom died.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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