Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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A white person at Harvard

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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I would rape her

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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How old are you? 20

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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