- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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