- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Snarf Nuggets

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

r u smart..... or ur black

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

what do u call a black man a black man

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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