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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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try slamming a revolving door

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Membean

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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penis

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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