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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i have to pee out my ass.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

What happened to Liam? He Died.

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

The person below me is weird.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

split your ass cheek

Paper shield.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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