- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

Neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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