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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Women's rights.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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