Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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the asian kid gets an F

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

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Women.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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