- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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