whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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homework

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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womens rights

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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A funny joke: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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