Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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what's black? a lot of things.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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