- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

i have two hands.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

What comes after 23? 24.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

women's rights

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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