What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

The Barackness Monster

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

What's big and messy? A big mess

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

why did the puppy poop? he had too

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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