A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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