If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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are u black unlucky

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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NEVER

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this website...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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