There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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One, two, three, four and five

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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