Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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Scott

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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