Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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Hello world

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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