How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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neil likes pube toast

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Ms Leong Sux

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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