What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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school homewrok

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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