A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Nice weather we're having.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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