a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Womens' Rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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they told me not to write here but i did

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Dusters blow stuff.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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