Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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