A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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