Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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are you gay does your mom know

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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8===========D O:

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Justin's humor

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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