Compton

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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melon

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Anti Joke

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