Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A man goes to the potty.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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your all shit at jokes

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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fruit salad?

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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but there is a road to the super market

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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