Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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epic win?

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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woman's rights

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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