The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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im watching you..

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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