Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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An Artic Storm.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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The Bible

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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