The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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You copy and paster!

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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knock knock come in !

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Shea's sty....

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Anti Joke

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