Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Your mom.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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A pope meets another one

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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