What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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Women's rights.

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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