Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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