Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Anti Joke

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