A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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