Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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