Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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knock knock who's there ?

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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