A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why was the boy sad? because.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Ham sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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