Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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