A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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69

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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i found waldo.

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A man died.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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