wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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Anti Joke

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